I mean, I agree

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LOLLL

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Facts

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God I hate texting with android people

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The worst

Is this satire or something?! 😂

Is there a downvote for this? 🤣

The same can be said for Apple users.

The real red flag here is expecting the employee to use their personal phone for work communication...if you're so mad, give them a company iPhone!!

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