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I mean, I agree

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LOLLL

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Facts

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God I hate texting with android people

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The worst

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Is this satire or something?! 😂

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Is there a downvote for this? 🤣

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The same can be said for Apple users.

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The real red flag here is expecting the employee to use their personal phone for work communication...if you're so mad, give them a company iPhone!!

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Remember how you didn’t buy the dip when Covid started in March 2020 and always regretted it?

Well… chances are that you won’t buy into this dip either. I guess that’s just how we are…

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We’re looking for account folks.
- 1 badass brand director
- 2 AAEs who should’ve been promoted by now, but (insert bullshit agency excuse).

DM me, or contact my girl Andy Moerer

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High quality but not brand flashy jewelry pieces? Budget up to $3k

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Did anyone who recently attended UST interview for Java tech stack can share interview experience??

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My joining date is 10 oct when I will receive Laptop request email?? Any idea?? Please reply EY

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Any recruiters here that do onboarding? Also, to what extent.

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I need help with my interviewing skills

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How does project allocation happens for lateral joiners? Is it forced upon or do we get a choice to choose or apply for a project? Accenture

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Hi all,
Yesterday my people lead told that there is no variable pay for me as my previous people lead put negative remarks on portal. Here in the screenshot as you can see yearly bonus on November is zero. But there is a monthly bonus amount. What is that monthly bonus and when shall I get it?

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Hi Fishes,

Need one info, do we get any hike on completing probation period for laterals. Thank you.

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Dear All,
I'm looking for job opportunity as system administrator. I'm any opportunity please let me know. Thankyou
YOE: 6.5

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Empty calendar. Hungover. Chick-fil-A breakfast. Fuck yeah, Friday.

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Anyone working in. Hexaware as a data scientist ?

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How is it to work in Standard Chartered Bank Bangalore as a C++ Senior developer with 11 years exp.
Can pls suggest work environment and culture in SCB ?
And what can the salary to ask in SCB .
Currently hold 2 offers the highest one is 25L fixed

Thanks in Advance

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Hi fishes,
How much compensation can I expect from Amex India as a Data Engineer with 3.5 YOE?
Thanks.

American Express

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Hi ,

I am looking for visa sponsorship job in Canada , please suggest me where to look for it ? Any specific website ?

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Books to learn more about how to drive sales in consulting? Any recommendations?

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Is Early release available in Cognizant ? I need join the new company in 30 days

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Hi Fishes,

I'm looking for an .NetCore with AWS related role in an product company.

Serving Notice period - 28 days more
Location - Bangalore

Please lmk if there is any opportunity for this.

Thanks for the help in advance

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Is another recession coming?

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Chief

Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Pro

Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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