I mean they aren't wrong but.....Read the #LinkedInRoom

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Ok I’ll bite. What’s the problem with this? They are going to need a whole lot of new lawyers to go defend all of Trump’s overreaches in court, so i imagine they are, in fact, hiring a lot. If you are happy with what’s going on (and millions of people are right now), then this seems like a pretty good opportunity to go join your MAGA brethren 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Since this person has been in Office, ha has failed to mention the America people.
Ooppss my Bad, he did mentioned the American people by Stating The people won't mind if the have to pay higher prices as long as I place Tarrifs
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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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