I really wish you could use a laughing emoji on the posts of some of these job offers!!

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Poop emoji should be an option too 💩 I am so tired of being expected to work as hard as I do, just to go home and freak out about how I'm going to pay rent that month. I would love an easy way to publicly shame these companies so we could collectively show each other that we are all tired of it.

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What companies are asking for and what they are giving are truly 2 completely different planets, much of the time. Posts could stand to gain a lot based on some emoji feedback.

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The laughing emoji really is what some job posts deserve. Along with a few other choices ones. Whenever I do some job searching I just know I'm going to be rolling my eyes at some of what I read. It's invariably something like they want an independent self-starter who is attuned to working a team-oriented environment. Uh, okay.

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I just saw a posting on LinkedIn a few days ago that basically said “five days in office supporting 3 remote execs. Most days you’ll be alone in the office.” Required a bachelors, wanted EA to also be office manager and concierge. For 70k. I wanted to respond with a laughing emoji so bad.

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I don't blame you a bit.

And the jobs applied to that continue to be posted, week after week, after you've been declined "not meeting" their standards. Yup, sure....

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I report the ones offering less than minimum wage as scam advertisements.

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