I think I had a mini stroke trying to read this, but hey, get that bread girl.

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Breaking news; Woman discovers the literal oldest profession in the world…makes $627 USD per month

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RL1 it’s not about the effort for the money, it’s the risk she’s taking on for the money

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isn't this called prostitution?

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Prostitute. You are a prostitute.

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Is there an app for this? Lol

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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This is how I feel!!!

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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