If advertising were classified by positions on a football team what advertising role (e.g art director) is what football position (e.g WR)?

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Senior Vice President is the punter

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SC1, I wish I was the punter. That way I could boot away that shitty ass creative you developed 😘

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Ad ops is the long snapper/holder/special teams - only notice them when they screw up.

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Producer is QB.

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the interns are the 300 pound lineman. did someone say free food in the kitchen...

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Data - the cornerback. who is usually isolated from creatives and must defend both the performance and pitch. His assignments can be confusing if the data scheme is complex. He must be able to bs, perform, catch other agency’s bs, tackle other agencies and defend he data. CFO loves and hates the data people because they are expensive to acquire with a salary cap.

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IT is Instant Replay. It’s never a good sign when they’re involved.

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Good analogy since the average career span of both kinds of employees is only 15 years until you’re too old to play. Sadly though athletes make more $$$

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As account, I feel like a fullback - blocking and clearing the way for the creative halfback

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Then you got the clients as the ground staff who keep moving the goal posts.

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CDs-wingers
CW and ADs-fullbacks
Designers-Center backs
Strat-center midfield
Acc-attacking and defensive midfield
ECD-forward

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New Biz are your kick returners. Most of the time, they do an ok job. But when they hit the big one - it gets everyone going!

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Art directors and Copywriters are the sideline 10 yard measurement duo. You can’t have an NFL game without them but easily replaceable.

Who would be the ref?

Finance. forgetting your timesheets is a 5 yard flag for delay of game.

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Does water boy count? That would be Media.

Sounds a lot like Publicis

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our receptionist is the mascot. Always smiling and making those around her smile too.

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No one—of any age, on any occasion—ever—says “It’s easy as 1 2 3!” And yet every now and then, even now, you see it as a line (junk mail mostly). Did anyone EVER say it, outside of advertising?

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