If IT monitored my computer for all the shit I talk on Slack and iMessage about my agencies management / C Level team - I’d probably be escorted out by security.

likefunny
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Be careful b/c they can. Ive done it & fired someone bc of it

like

lol you do realize anyone admin level on slack can read messages/retrieve deleted messages. use your phone, text only

like

Related Posts

Is there a slack group for Kellogg admits?

like

Bowl show and tell this Saturday at 12-1 EST! Put it on your calendar so you remember us brainy people 📆
Zoom details will be posted on this thread, FB team is working provide an account.

Bring a talking point: anything data or analytics related, from memes to case studies of your side hustle to firm stuff we should know about to anonimized work projects. This is DaTa bOwL LiVe!! I can't promise we'll get through everyone, but we'll see. We can go overtime if y'all are enjoying 🍿🦁🎪🤡

like

Hi Fishes, I have joined Zoom as a Software Engineer for India team.

like

Mac or HP or Dell: I prefer Mac notebooks. However it seems there might be limitations with the use of Skype or other applications based on materials I have seen. What do you all recommend is the best laptop for working at Deloitte?

like

Hi Team,

I have cleared all the interview rounds (WebEx & HR on call) for the position: VERIFIER, and also submitted documents (authentic as per my knowledge) for background verification on Aug. 25, 2022.

How much time usually ICICI bank takes to generate Offer Letter, after all the verification process??

Does anybody else think that the Wharton Slack & Discord groups are kinda quiet/inactive compared to admit groups from other schools?

like

Happy Wednesday! I am trying to plan with our AP and climate lead on what we can do in distance learning as a school wide event. I suggested we still host our multicultural club assemblies on zoom for the school. Anyone have experience with zoom assemblies to promote a positive climate in DL? Thanks!

like
like

Has anyone seen any unique places to find UX portfolios or post jobs other than the usual suspects?
Some UX Slack channels were doing well for a while but I definitely don’t see as much traction there. Meetups obviously came and went. Even the portfolio sites like Dribbble and Behance don’t seem that same.

Currently looking for an outside sales position in Massachusetts.

I have 7 years experience in sales. But I am relocating from North Carolina to Massachusetts.

Would anyone happen to know any great companies hiring?

A majority of my experience is in the logistics and logistics technology side of sales. I’ve been working remotely doing over the phone/ zoom demo sales. But I would love the opportunity to service my clients in person!

like

As things start to open up fully, some of my institutional clients are sending notices that we are expected to do X activity over zoom from here on out (things we used to do in person). Clearly it’s a cost cutting measure. Anyone else feel like filing for telephonic appearance so the insurance company can save a buck isn’t going to sit well with judges who prefer in person attendance? I hope they deny all of them so my billables don’t suffer. Less travel = more desk bs I have to do to hit quota

like

The short: Would anyone be up for starting regular virtual co-working sessions? I’m thinking 2-3 rounds of [5 mins to set intentions : 45 mins of work : 10 min break]. The long: One technique I’ve found to stay focused is “body doubling,” i.e., having another person present while you’re working. I’ve had some success replicating this over Zoom/Google Meet. Everyone works on their own thing and stays muted during work blocks, but videos stay on. It reminds me of studying in the library vs at home

likesmart

I'm having difficulties connecting with my team over Zoom, and I'm feeling lonely. Anyone else?

like

IBM started to drop the mail for join Slack etc. and the mail for laptop request for new hire .

What if I don't join on the last day or deny to join on last day ? Because still need to decide between two offers .

like

Congrats to team Zoom Zoom on winning the Fish Bowl F1 fantasy league!

Post Photo
like

What website can you use to play simple games over zoom (Chinese checkers, chess, checkers)?

likehelpful

Just realized I hadn’t had an in-person interview since 2019. I’ve done multiple zoom interviews and was onboarded remote in 2020. About to see a real person today! Wish me luck.

like

Tips for helping kids stay on task during zoom? Our little class (9 kids) has been doing zoom circle times twice a week but I noticed they are really distracted. Also every meeting a kid leave...

like

More Posts

I'm hearing a lot about $LUNA these days on this bowl. Which LUNA is being recommended, that I don't know 🤷‍♂️

Post Photo
like

Guys.... I need some help
I returned back from Germany this year and now my current fixed CTC in India is 25 LPA and my in hand salary after deduction was 1.4 LPM, I was not sure what to opt in the Tax regime and selected new tax regime. Can someone shed some light how can I increase my in hand salary and reduce the tax. Also can I change my tax regime while filing Tax returns?

Is it normal to have 60k deductions(Tax and PF) for 2 Lakh salary per month?

like

Korn Ferry, Russell Reynolds or Heidrick & Struggles? Which one is better and why?

like

Who thinks Betsey should resign?🙋‍♂️

likesmartupliftingfunny

Drinking Soylent for multiple meals a day so I don't have to waste time getting/making/eating food. Let's see how this goes...

like
like

What are the technical rounds for UI - Angular Developer in EPAM ?. How is the difficulty level?
Experience: 8 Years

like

*My MD, with his video on, in his palatial home office*: “Hope everyone is staying safe and sane...”
*Me pretending my camera is broken*:

Post Photo
likefunnyhelpful

Ollie, yip yip!

Post Photo
like

Hi Fishes,

What is the salary range in Goldman Sachs of a Sr. Analyst in the Investment Banking Division (Middle Office role) in Bangalore ?

like

Does anyone have any insight to the FDD group at Stout?

like

Any good recommendations for Emscuplt in Chicago. Also any preferences between any of the non invasive weight loss treatments: cool sculpt, cool tone, Emscuplt , laser lipo etc.

like

Are any of your firms providing vaccine exemptions?

like

Thinking of moving from Big4 cyber to Accenture cyber. Any major differences (other than no channel restrictions).

like

Hello Fishes - Have received offer from Citibank for C14 ( SVP Data Science) role. Offered comp - 220K base. No signing bonus. Bonus range -20%. Location - NY. Is this good offer? What is range generally? Citi fishes please help !!Citi

like

Hi,

I wanted to know if in Google India offices, do people get to work on projects like Machine learning/ Deep learning in Healthcare? Like for example Dr. Lily Peng is working as a Product manager for Diabetic Retinopathy diagnosis with ML.
If anyone from Google can throw some light on this, that would be really helpful.

Thanks!

like

I got offer from Wells Fargo and Walmart. Fixed is pretty much the same but Walmart is giving stocks additionally.

From quality of work, culture and wlb, which one would be the a good choice?

Fishbowl get together? Thoughts?

like

Tata Consultancy Is there any chances of joining getting delayed in TCS for experienced candidates? Has anyone experienced such situations?Tata Consultancy

Looking for experienced Data Scientists and ML Engineers to grow my team. I’m head of Machine Learning and Data Science at one of the largest Fintechs. Shoot me a message if you’re interested. (ex consulting manager) Thanks!

like

Additional Posts in Advertising Confessions

It’s so fucking hard to make friends in SF.

likehelpful

I think Elon Musk is hot.

likefunnyuplifting

Pretty tickled when creatives beta test their LinkedIn jokes on here.

likefunny

I’m an active Shakespearean actor in my spare time. If I listed my pronouns on LinkedIn as Thou, Thee,Thy, Thine would that be ok or misconstrued and cause an uproar? I’m not looking to offend anyone, just express my side hustle.

like

I work so much that I don’t have time to wash my hair more then once a week😑

likehelpful

Sometimes I don't uphold the company mission 😱

like

Breakfast food is so much better and energizing at lunch (11:30 - 12:30) than it is early in the morning.

like

Is Black Panther a good movie on its own merits or just because it is empowering to black people?

I really want to go see it because I enjoy super hero movies, but am slightly worried it's a farce to push some agenda.

like

I think Alexa is my best friend.

like

I have over 20,000 unread emails in my inbox.

likefunnyuplifting

Hello! I just got promoted, but I can’t tell anyone yet bc I have to wait for it to be announced company wide. But I’m so excited, I could burst. So instead, take this anonymous confession and let’s celebrate!

likeuplifting

my tolerance for alcohol > my tolerance for people

like

Mr. Manager is posting again y'all 🤡

likefunny

The turkeys nest is where you find inspiration

like

I don’t get paid to write advertising. I get paid to sit through meetings like these. Kill me.

like

it’s been 3 years in this city and I really need to hang out with someone other than my boyfriend. But I’m terrible at “networking"

likeuplifting

Giving notice tomorrow. Accepted another offer. Nervous to tell my boss because I know I’ll be leaving them screwed but I’m miserable. Love my team. The client is stupid and the work is soul crushingly uncreative. But still feel guilty :(

like

got excited about dental work today because it meant I got to spend an hour away from work during the day. is that super depressing?

like

A jr team working on social part of a campaign, which I oversaw as well, just claimed credits on their social channels for my spots, which they didn’t concept, write, or produce... 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

funny

Honestly how long have you been seeking a new job and to what extent are you searching... someone give me some hope

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal