"I'm not saying she's a witch, but my printer literally only jams when she walks by."

Shower thought:
Why did Toronto (or Canada?) change the exit signs from the classic red EXIT sign to the green running man? Wouldn’t it confuse more people especially elders in finding the exit?

Also isn’t it a waste of money for businesses to replace perfectly functional exit signs when renovating?

This bowl is so quiet. Where are all the strategy folks at?

How difficult is it to break into Bain Ny from a school on the west coast (non Stanford)? If i do well on the first round and get past it, will there still be a possibility I get turned down for an interview for my final round?

Hi all, what are some the questions asked in hacker rank test provided by CTS?

Also whats the difficulty level of that test.... My tech stack is c#. Net with sql and azure paas & yoe is ~6yrs

For those of you that have been to Costa Rica, how difficult is driving there? Planning on renting a car and worried about the roads/road signs since I know minimal Spanish.

Whats the scene for sabbatical leave at amex,
I have been here for over a year now.

Whats the eligibility criteria? How to request one? Etc.

Thanks in advance.

Any IBM referrals for a PM role @

How many billable hours per week is considered at capacity? I’m getting pushback on boundaries I’m setting about additional matters and marketing work from my firm when I’ve been billing 60-75 hours per week for the last 6 weeks, and I’m still behind on my work. I feel like it’s reasonable to not kill myself further to fit in more/turn things around faster at this point, but am I being unreasonable? I expect my workload to remain at this level through the end of the year at least.

If you could work at an agency for the rest of your career, would you do it? Or do you see being a professional creative as a means to another career altogether?

Cute second date ideas for this Saturday? Want to set up the expectation that yes I love to eat and drink but I also like to do things… any festivals, exhibits, street fairs, movies, etc. popping up?

Looking to apply for a manager role in my CS team. Any tips for the interview?

4 years of CS experience, no management experience

Whats your biggest challenge as a manager?

What do you enjoy most?

How do you manage your friends/people who used to be in your team?

Any interview tips appreciated! Last time failed the interview cause did not show a proper action plan. Find it tough as I do not know what challenges my manager has

For Machine learning engineer roles, what are the coding interview rounds like? Are they more ML algorithm based coding or DS/trees/graph related?

Do cisco provides external monitors on desk while working from office?

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”