I’m tired of people hearing my bathroom business in 4K. All agencies need white noise or music blasting in bathrooms.

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I remember going to Facebook’s offices one time and using the bathroom. They BLASTED sharper image style babbling brook sounds on loop. It was glorious.

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We had this at GroupM but only on one floor. I would close my eyes and pretend I was at a spa.

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Be loud and be proud

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Living with IBS has taught me to fear no bathroom. Just gotta send it.

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Co-sign! I’ve long thought the same thing at every agency I’ve ever worked at. So much money spent on trendy furniture, on snacks, on whatever, when what would really improve being at work is being able to go to the bathroom without your CCO hearing everything in the stall next to you.

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Weird, we never had this problem when we were remote.

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Yes, shared hatred and resentment of our corporate overlords surely is the collective cultural glue that bonds us all together. Thankfully we can feel that hate flow through our veins while working from home OR in an office!

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You don’t understand… this is the culture that we all need to return to the office for.

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Loud dumps are how I intimidate juniors.

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They’re called pee-ons for a reason.

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i like to use the single-person bathroom by the front desk. they hate me.

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i legit asked hr for an office map to find it hahahaha

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You mean you don’t like the high school bathrooms? 🥴

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I swear BBDO NY bathrooms acoustically enhance butt sputters

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Transfer to your Tokyo office. White noise in all the bathrooms. Problem solved.

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Just hum real loud

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in japan…. having “noise” and “scent” to drown out your business are normal!!!!! we need this in the US seriously

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Weird pro-tip but the more you spread the cheeks it might be able to reduce the sound a bit. You didn’t hear it from me tho

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Diarrhea dump dump.

TBWA NY really needs this

Eat more fiber

Gettin paid to poop on company dime and making friends along the way. I see your shoes.

But how will we chit chat over the music playing?

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