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I especially hate when American interrupts to tell me about their amazing credit card offer

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They appreciate you though

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Lol....I don’t care about all that stuff such as altitude etc....as long as it’s higher than the trees or mountains. Duh!!!!

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Pilot: Sorry, folks, but I have turned the fasten seatbelts sign back on.
A few seconds later....
Flight Lead: Sorry, but the captain has turned the fasten seatbelts sign back on.

Is there a reason for the paraphrasing?

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Excuse me miss, which seat are you in?

Oh okay, there’s a bathroom to the rear of the plane, please don’t pass the curtain again as a courtesy. Thank you so much.

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Saw this just as my pilot came on the intercom

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Totally agree. I have a hard time coming up with any reason for the pilot to speak in a non-emergency situation.

It's for safety and security reasons, at least the first announcement
The Passengers (and crew) need to be able to recognize the captain's (and first officer's) voice, at least vaguely

That way if anything happens, the passengers can tell who is talking to them

Obviously, this is only one thing and isn't 100% (ex: long haul with multiple pilots)

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Pilot: we have begun our initial decent into the [ ] area. Flight attendants, please prepare the cabin for arrival.
FL: we have begun our decent into [ ] area. Cabin service will be stopped so we can prepare the gallies for arrival. We are sorry if we did not get to your row this trip.

****Claps when planes lands****

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