Is it wrong that I kind of hate this kid after reading this story? Because this sounds like the worst family on the planet to me

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I bet this conversation never actually happened.

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Nah, because that never happened.

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I really hope this turns into a comercial someday so I can roll my eyes even more - modern day parable.

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honestly, i get it. This family does sound intolerable glad thery're not my neighbors

Nah 5 years old is old enough for the Red Foreman method.

oh stop being such an old woman

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