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One of the first phrases I was taught...

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Hahaha! We've been taught to answer like this since law school. Now this has become my rule of thumb.

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I remember my answer on one of my exams when I gave my categorical answer, I wrote 'it depends".

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It's my go to and it's so bad, I'm really trying to break the habit but it's so hard!

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Shh! Hahaha. This is my first line response. Well, it really depends, right? Lol

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I hate that I do this to make my clients think of me like I have everything under control. When in reality, I just don't have the answer to your question right now. Lol!

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Guilty as charged! Don't lie, we all do this. "It depends" being said a minimum of 36 times a day. This is hilarious!

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Hahaha. So true, OP! This is like my go-to intro whenever people ask me for legal advice.

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Well, it is like a magic word. Haha. It depends upon te circumstances and how much I studied in that specific subject.

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