"It's better to be known and cringed at on LinkedIn than to never be known at all" -Me, your future boss☝️🤓 Here's what getting ridiculed online for my takes taught me about B2B sales...

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Hi Fishesh,

How much in-hand I will expect from below salary structure.

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Just MD things: putting the entire email ask in the subject line, and writing “see title” in the body. Signed with “sent using Apple Watch”. 🙄

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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