"It's not a 'conspiracy theory' it's 'sort of what you would expect'."

Guys please help. Trying to decide Breitling vs Omega. The models I am looking are the two below. Cost about the same.

What do hiring managers want to hear when they ask "What's your process?" because I don't think I have one.

And when I explain something from Lean UX or something then apparently that's too cookie cutter.

I've done 26 interviews in the last month and I half and I've gotten no where 🥲

What is the Apta test in hsbc ? How difficult it is?

Anyone from GDS FAAS TEAM ???

Suggestions on how to improve at work? I feel like everyone knows more than me and feeling like I’ve been left behind. Where did all of this knowledge come from??

Looking for opportunities, any leads will be helpful? 4YOE in dotnet

Are Accenture UK looking for any SAP Fiori Developers?

Hi, how are you all,
Just to confirm is there any opportunity for java spring boot.
Total 1+ year of experience for any location.
Please refer my profile.

I am new to EY. How to check one's exact designation in the system (I am a senior, but want to know whether it's SCon1/2/3?

Booz Allen fish…Trying to gain some data for comparison. How many people are on your admin team? How is team morale? What’s turnover like? Are employees awarded or recognized for their work? How often? What about promotions? Are they happening regularly? TIA!

Typical tech consulting salary in UK, for 3 years of experience?

Do paralegals in Maryland need some type of license? I saw a post for a paralegal but says you must be licensed to practice in Maryland.

Anyone in Big 4 health (payer) consulting practices have any insight in to current or upcoming openings for SM level roles?

ZS hiring for multiple roles... DM in case of any referrals!

What is eligibility criteria for GICP (variable) for someone joining mid financial year and what's the frequency, % of payment?

I'm an accounts receivable expert with 8+ yrs of experience. I started with 96k per annum in 2014, and have worked with 4 different MNCs since then. Currently I'm getting approx 9Lpa, and it feels like I'm pretty much stuck here. Switching jobs increases the pay scale, while staying for a while reflects stability.

When I look at the other member's comments here, it seems majority of folks are earning 20-30Lpa or even more.

Any suggestions from mature audience to achieve a big pay raise.

I almost self harmed but stopped by grabbing something strong and drinking it straight. I've calmed down a little but this is the first time I turned to alcohol to cope. As long as I don't mix it with pills it's ok right.... I'm deep in self hate & shame now.

Do you have to know some within AmerisourceBergen to work for them? I feel like I have tried 5 times to work for them and nothing has happened.

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.