Just saw a job posting that actually said this and now I no longer want to live on this planet:

“Everyone willing to match our freak is encouraged to apply.”

Consider me “unwilling.”

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Ever seen the show “Hacks” on MAX. Because I imagine that she wrote this job posting.

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