Just saw the smoking hot co-pilot on my flight. Tall, dark and handsome with the added bonus of aviator shades. Ladies, it is a great day to be flying first class. 🎉🍾🍸👮🏻✈️🛫🙌🏻👍🏻

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Tall, Dark and Handsome.... If I a had a quarter for every time men were described by women in this manner id be rich. Yet, I've yet to meet women's SO that fit this category 😂😂😂

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How big were her titties?

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^maybe he didn't want her knobshlobber

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Heard this story somewhere 'Stewardess told pilot right before landing that she is putting the toilet seat up and if he can land with the seat up then she will bl*w him. He couldn't'

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The co-pilot is a handsome dude.

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Doesn't take away from the fact that you had to travel today 😕

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@ey2 does this theory apply to women copilots?

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@EY1: She just said it was a tall dark and handsome dude :-o

Pwc1 he is smoking hot.

EY2: I am totally okay with it thanks to co-pilot eye candy. Gotta do some eye fucking when getting off this flight

Get his number - copilots would be good in bed because they are constantly told they're second best and will want to prove their manliness

Never slept with a woman copilot before so I couldn't tell you for sure

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