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We’re recruiters, of course we’re going to post how empathetic and thoughtful we are while we ghost you following an interview.

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We’re recruiters, of course we’re going to recommend you for jobs that withhold what the salary is until you’re four interviews in.

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We’re recruiters. Of course we are going to copy the format of TikTok video memes to use in written form on LinkedIn in order to seem funny and get likes!

Oh wait, not all of us are doing that…

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Just curious, why recruiters don't give you a feedback when asked after they moved on with a different candidate.

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Because there isn’t enough time in the day. For some req’s there are 50+ candidates being considered and interviewed at different stages.

To the candidate, it’s just you so all you see is yourself. But to the recruiter there is 50 of you. And that recruiter is communicating with all of them.

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LOL “Mental Health Advocate”. Sad to hear these previously meaningful terms so commercialized and watered down.

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Hello fishes,

I'm a Business Analyst with 1.2 years of experience and currently, I'm trying to switch to a different organization.

I have worked on and have been part of various analysis and case studies in my current project and have experience working on Bridge Insurity tool, Python , SQL ,C#, .NET, Data Structures and Algorithms.

Please refer me if there are any related opportunities in your firm.

Thankyou!

I am looking to get into consulting firms in the Netherlands preferably in M&A space.
Does anyone have a recommendation for a recruiter or recruitment firm who could help me?
I have close to 3 years of experience in Financial due diligence and valuation. I am also a newly qualified ACCA accountant.
Open to share more details

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What is the salary range for b2 in Wipro?

Can anyone let me know how easy it is to apply to a consulting firm in Dubai directly coming from London? I am currently working at a T2 strategy firm in London and my partner and I want to relocate in ~1.5 years. My firm does not have an office in Dubai whilst my partners firm does. Is it possible to apply straight (rather than moving laterally in London, waiting a few years then transferring?) interested in MBB views too. (I would have roughly 2.5 YOE by then)

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Hi All,

Does LTI provide revised offer letter with new joining date and new salary structure?

If yes how much time it takes?

Thank You

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Can anybody guide what it takes to be part of maang cybersecurity (5g telecom/It) domain..I have this skills but don't know the selection process. Every where I find software/coding stacks requirements which I don't have.

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Is it a bad idea to commute to work on the subway? Moving to Nyc in July and a little intimidated by the idea, given what’s in the news lately, but the rent within walking distance from work is a little below 1/2 monthly salary🥲

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Which is the most structured Figma course you've ever taken?
I need something which is really structured like Linkedin Learning.

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Wooohoo just landed a data project! Woohoo data! Data runs the world! Hello super high utilization! Hello cushy bonus! 🙌🏽

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How much does a SM for Total Wine & More makes?

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Hi Fishes,

I have 7+ YOE as a SAP Functional consultant. I am trying to learn and switch in SAP BTP.

Can someone advise roadmap to transit to BTP? Also how much coding involved in BTP?

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Hi I need 11 reactions to open DM,
thank u

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How many days it will take frm joining cg to complete all formality, getting laptop.?

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Anyone knows about some Wharton Yacht week? I couldn’t find it on google search but my friend was pretty sure it’s a thing

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What are the most impressive innovations 💡 that you have seen in Life Sciences recently?

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What should a coder/biller/transcriptionist make with over 15 years of experience? I am currently the only person in the office that can do those jobs with no backup. I code and bill all office visits for 5 orthopedic providers and all surgical coding/billing for 3 surgeons. I also do any transcription that is needed.

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Does dealing with USCIS put anybody else into a state of depression?

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Looking to put 10k into ibonds (maybe another 10k next year but not sure yet). Is treasury site easy enough to use? I initially stayed away because I heard it's awful but if set up is doable then I'll reconsider.

Also, should you have a separate emergency fund until you can withdraw your ibonds? Can't withdraw if you have an emergency in the next 12 months.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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I ama post this on LinkedIn

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Here is my today’s contribution

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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