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A bank. The head of trading walks into HR.
Head of Trading: "Where are the resumes for the trader position?"
HR points to a stack. The head pulls one from the middle. "We’re hiring this one."
HR: "And the rest?"
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Hello Fishes,

Looking for European and UK based companies for QA role

YOE: 11.5 Tech: QA Automation with Selenium-Java, BDD, API automation, Mobile Automation - Perfecto cloud, Appium. All the 11 years I am with automation only. Is it possible for me to learn new technology and switch. Recently acquired AWS cloud practitioner certification which is of no use to me now as they are asking for exp. I wanted to move to devops role. But without experience no one is giving opportunity and they are considering my profile as QA only 😒

And there goes GIO's chance at the Haas F1 seat

I'm going to sleep. Good night, everyone!

Anyone looking for a remote data analyst ?

We are still trying to get information out to our colleagues that vesicular rashes or generalized urticaria with mild URI symptoms are a presentation of Coronavirus

I’m in a committed relationship and have realized I developed an elementary school level crush on a coworker. How do I kill the crush and maintain the friendship?

What would you consider "Advanced" or "Expert" level Excel usage?

I have an annual membership to tryexponent for FAANG and tech prep. I don’t need the membership anymore and have about 6-8 months. I can share my creds for $60. The content was extremely helpful, I made it to Amazon. Let me know if anyone’s interested

Honest question but are you able to tie your work directly back to making a difference with sustainability? Or do you feel like a lot of these roles are just optics? Asking as someone who really cares about the subject

Looking for opportunities for the node js or backend developer.
Experience: 2.6 years
Skills : node js , angular, git, mongodb, sql
If there is any openings, plz let me know.

WPF merging with Alight Solutions!

PwC Hong Kong has been appointed to advise to Open ANX foundation

What's the next meme going to the moon? Anyone tracking the next big thing? Someone i know made 3M from shiba inu over the last year..lucky dawg!!

Thoughts on Luna? It seems bearish short term. Overall Bullish long term. Any strategies to short/long?

What’s the average salary for a Federal Accenture Analyst

Looking for a home office chair…I need something really ergonomic/comfortable but given the visibility of the office in the house the wife wants something stylish. She keeps calling all my ideas ‘gamer chairs’ even though they’re definitely not. Anyone have any chairs they really like that may be worth looking at? I feel like I’ve looked everywhere (Steelcase, Herman Miller, humanscale, Haworth, xchair, etc).

Has anyone here have the ridge or ekster wallet? If so what are your thoughts

I’m a simple guy. I see Mc🐝. I upvote.

Folks who managed to switch jobs in this economy, how did you get the job? Did a recruiter reach out to you ? Or did you go on sending out applications?

Finally getting around to getting a CS degree. Taking a class taught in Haskell and a class taught in JS. In other words, a purely functional language which you can basically read just by looking at type signatures, vs... just no.

Front end people, why?????

For people who post links to news first - how do you do it? I send stuff to people and they're like oh saw that, and it was two hours ago...

What are the healthcare options like in India? I'll be needing regular care and I'm not sure what the insurance providers are and if care works differently in general.

Anyone know much about the start up scene in E Africa? I hear a lot of general talk about how it’s ‘booming’ but can’t find much information online. I’m in a weird position where I’m trying to switch into tech but am moving to Kampala for the next year. I am applying now to remote jobs in the U.S. but would love to connect with companies operating in the region.

Been trying to find a new job because $112k just doesn't seem right for 3+ years as an Eng 3. On the east coast wanting to move out to California. Not getting many bites. Do employers ignore applications for people who would need to relocate?

How easy is it to move from an investment bank firm to a tech company?

For remote folks: am I more likely to find a remote role that allows me to move around multiple times during my tenure at a big FAANG-like company, or a startup? what are things I should look out for in my search?

I have a counter offer with more package than the Microsoft. Do they have a policy of blacklist the candidate if I change my mind after accepting the offer?

Ex-strat consultants who left for FAANG and weren’t happy. Why and how have you pivoted?

Hi fishes, can you help me decide? I'm L63 at Microsoft with TC of $220k and I've got an offer from AWS for an L5 role at $300k TC. I love Microsoft and can see myself growing a lot here. I was approached by a recruiter for the Amazon role.

Any advise for an online test before interview at micro strategy?

Waiting on offer from Deloitte for Cyber Digital Identity Manager - Microsoft Azure Active Directory
7 YOE
Present TC- 130k
What is the ideal salary ask for this position and joining bonus at Deloitte ?#it

I have a coworker who keeps spouting comparative odds and situations in regards to the safety of the vaccine. Such as: you're twice as likely to get hit by lightening than have blod clots from JJ. It's very annoying and I find it to be really inapprorpriate, maybe because it's pushy or just I find these comparative things to be a bit irrelevant. How does one handle something like that? Can you shut the person down without starting a spat?

I was recently laid off and I am actively search for a new role. I am mainly targeting Business Analyst, ScrumMaster, Product Analyst, roles but I am open to others.

Must be located in Austin, Texas or fully remote.

EXP
5 Mo- Business Analyst 3
1.5 Y- Venture Capital Associate
1.5 Y- Strategic Planning Analyst

Certifications
ScrumMaster
Specialist Accounting and Finance
Specialist Business Intelligence

Contact
737-707-5156
ajaspercannon@gmail(dot)com
www.linkedin(dot)com/in/jcstrategy

Anyone at Meta willing to help with a referral. Found a req Im interested in and would greatly appreciate the help!