Lmao. Needing to post about how much emotional intelligence you have - who are these cringe lords? And he went to tufts and got his mba from Baruch...

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Well you are making his point for him by sneering at his undergrad and MBA degrees...

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Don’t bother - Associate 1 probably makes cringey LinkedIn posts too.

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What an enormous tool

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I bet he has one but won’t brag about it

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More like “I’m not one to brag about my 2018 Mustang”

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No we don’t have enough humanness for him.

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I too don't mention my crippling debt and humbling background.. wait am I doing it wrong

There’s some jewels in here too: https://mobile.twitter.com/vcbrags?lang=en

This one wins the cringing contest for the week

Virtue signaling

To be fair, I actually heard of Baruch. They have a really good quant finance program. But I can tell he took that GMAT waiver and maybe that’s why he doesn’t “show off ABOUT his MBA”.

Lolz what a clown.

Baruch is great for financial engineering, not a top MBA at all though

He drives a Dodge Stratus

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