Lmao. Needing to post about how much emotional intelligence you have - who are these cringe lords? And he went to tufts and got his mba from Baruch...

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Well you are making his point for him by sneering at his undergrad and MBA degrees...

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Don’t bother - Associate 1 probably makes cringey LinkedIn posts too.

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What an enormous tool

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I bet he has one but won’t brag about it

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Tufts is not elite. Harvard and Deloitte University are elite

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Harvard is not elite. Deloitte is elite.

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"I don't like title chasers, but I chased mine."

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Did he really just #tesstimony

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I think that is his way if leveling up, emotionally, feeding his ego. 😂

The success hashtag ended me

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Humble brag alert

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The first rule of emotional intelligence is don't declare your emotional intelligence.

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The second rule of emotional intelligence is DON'T DECLARE YOUR EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE.

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I'm glad he's not giving up the fight against the title chasers, humanity still has hope so long as he does!! Fight on Jon, we're all depending on you!!!

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Fortune 500 is also impressive when it looks like Fortune 490-500 range.

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Define tenure

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“Principal” - had to go back to being a consultant 4 months later 😂

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Oh the irony

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The irony is the most humble way to lead is to demonstrate through actions and to not say anything at all about it on social media

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Those "I don't brag about..." statements sound brag-ish to me!

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Someone choke this guy plz

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Ya Deloitte might fire u

Is there a way to invite him into this chat?

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What is Baruch?

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It’s a CUNY public college in NYC

The irony lmao.

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Maybe he was drunk when he posted?

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“I’m not one to brag about my Ferrari... “ what a tone deaf moron

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