Lol... Way to go LinkedIn!... Yay!!... πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ€˜πŸ»...

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You are currently posting as works at

Please tell me this is fake πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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Corporate America and romantic rendezvous… isn’t that combination like 93.7% of the reason HR departments even exist?

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It is going to be cringefest.

Just what it was missing. πŸ™„

Noooooooooooooooooooo

There was an app for LinkedIn dating a long time ago. It didn't get enough traction. Wasn't it called Hitch?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include β€œex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🀣

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Uhhhh πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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I woke up today tired.

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I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

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πŸ™„ πŸ˜‚ I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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This is how I feel!!!

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫒 (1/2)

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the β€œI’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country πŸ™„ douche

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is β€œBlack women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

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