*me as an intern when i wasn’t totally confident with my idea*. Now before I present this idea to you, I want you to know that above all, it sucks. It’s horrible and reflects poorly on me as a person. Whatever you do-do not like it. I will be tendering my resignation once this is over. I want you to judge this presentation as harshly and with a negative bias against me as possible. Anyway, here’s the idea.

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Posting as :
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You are currently posting as works at

*Client still texting while you’re speaking, “Sounds interesting but not in our scope.”

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I was a lot more confident as an intern. It took experience for me to learn just how terrible I am.

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*went out to vote for first time in 10 years, gets fired the next day*

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