(Men) When you take a 💩 , do you wipe from under your balls back to front or front to back?
Please make my husband stop being gross

Hi Folks,
I have said my expectation as 25 LPA from Walmart.
Is this is OK? Will I lose my opportunity because of over expectation.

YOE - 4 years
Tech Stack - Python, SQL, Azure
Current Salary 14 LPA

Thanks

If I Accepted the TCS offer and lateron got another offer them cam TCS matchback or give best offer on latest offer ?

Current human capital consultant looking for a role in the Pittsburgh area. Let me know :)

Any discounts for acquarium of the pacific that anybody knows of?

Hi fishes, after completing 3 months probation, after how many days we get the confirmation ? Even we get the confirmation or not ?

Thoughts on Deloitte’s M&A Human Capital practice? Thought on Strategy& organization strategy? Should I expect case studies fir Strategy&? Any tips would be helpful.

I've been working at my company just over a year and am still waiting on my 1 year review where a raise was to be discussed (other EA got raise at 1 year review and most raises happen at yearly reviews). However, company have just changed their policy to only review salaries in Jan (change came in after my year mark). I'm having a lot of trouble pinning my manager down for my annual review to even discuss my performance, let alone the raise. Feeling the undervalued (and now underpaid):

Hi fishes,
In how many days capco releases offer after doc submission and hr discussion for bangalore?

Chicagoland Fish: I’m researching salaries for a CFO role that I’m interviewing for. The role is with with a middle-market insurance agency with about 150 employees.

I know there are a lot of factors but what range are other CFOs in the area earning in total comp?

Is 20 CTC Fixed good for Senior Consultant in Deloitte India with 6 yrs YOE ? Please elaborate what other benefits can we expect like wfh allowance, phone reimbursement etc

Probation is extended in Socgen for 3 months, does it mean they will fire or it happens to many people?

How much do you keep in the bank vs brokerage?

How to register for nxttrans for transport

There is a special place in hell for people that reheat fish in office microwaves 😖

Anyone with insight into the real estate group in Orrick’s LA office?

People who were lateraling without being on track for hours and seeking the year and bonus with the new firm, did the question of hours come up and how did you handle it during interviews to make sure you got the bonus from new firm?

My cat sat outside the shower door crying. So I let him in, per his request. Guess how it went?

I’ll start hooking up with someone with no intention of dating them because of red flags, but if the sex is good I want to lock it down for the future (even if we are not compatible in our personality, I’ll start to see them in a positive way and flirt more since it makes the sex even better)! The guy starts to think I want a relationship (which is half true) and then distances himself. Anyone else go through this cycle?

So this dude asked me late last night if I wanted to call him and said he needed someone to talk to while working late..told me to let him know if I had a guy over then he’ll talk to someone else. I didn’t have a guy over and not that kind of person so why assume that? It pisses me off.

26 M Still virgin. Is this considered strange/awkward?

BCG > Bain or Bain > BCG?

I’m in a committed relationship and have realized I developed an elementary school level crush on a coworker. How do I kill the crush and maintain the friendship?

I have desk whiskey in my home office that I use for most days that end in “y”.

I QUIT MY JOB TODAY 🎉🥳

Guys I had a terrible nightmare this morning. Apparently I saw two middle aged men burning alive in a hotel room. And then I woke up.
Too much game of thrones or is there some meaning to this lol

I just want to sleep. . 🥹

I'm not hearing enough about Miya Marcano from the media

I would smoke the shit out of some weed right now if I could find it.

I dont understand why there is such a labor shortage. Especially with corporate private sphere jobs that tend to pay well.

If you work at McDonald's and the government will pay you more to not work, I get it. But not higher caliber jobs.

I haven't been reading recently but I want to start again! Any good book recs?

Past likes include:
Dune (1&2 - series got a little weird later on)
Enders Game
Michael Crichton's Sphere & Prey
Gates of Fire
Loved the hobbit but that's probably all I could do with that genre as I'm not super into fantasy/magic really.

I like sci-fi but I could get into a good adventure if consensus is its worthwhile. Not really into nonfiction. Thanks!

Does anyone wanna share Spotify playlists? :D
I’m bored of mine :(

I miss the Friday evening post. :-(

I used to joke I’m dead inside, but recently, I think it’s actually come true. Lmfao. Someone light me on fire (hypothetically please) so I can feel something

Should you gift your GF who has kids but not with you something for Mother’s Day? 👀 if yes what’s a good gift that’s not over involved ? (Not flowers or chocolates 🙄).

I’m a rebellious teenager trapped in a 30-year old woman’s body

Both my grandparents died within the last few years (husband/wife) and now the siblings (including my dad) need to divide up the remaining estate. My dad is the oldest and has been the primary caretaker for both of his parents, who lived to their late 80’s/early 90’s and his disabled sister. He also manages an apartment building for the family. Now the youngest brother wants to do a bunch of auditing of accounts and is ready to take my dad to court. I’m like, you had 15+ years to get (cont)