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Cringe AF

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What a bellend

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Agreed bruv

Tech people are such a special type of cringe man

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Individual accounts should be banned from posting on LinkedIn. Site is ridiculous

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This!!!

Can I get the first and last letter of first and last name + any vowels?

funny

Yes, you can. Just Google the profile headline and you'll have the full name of this 🛠

What a dumb brag!

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What a loser. Post their name

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I hope this MF gets home late one night after a bar run and reaches for the Preparation H instead of the Crest.

funny

Anyone that puts “ex” anything in their headline is a major 🛠

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Flex on the RIF-raf

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Omg wait I thought this was satire

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What a 🛠

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I found the person. Just search the first sentence on LinkedIn, filtered for posts.

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