My CD: do you have any ideas?
Me: I have a concept of an idea…

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…and I’ve been working on this concept of an idea for 12 years. You’ll get more details “soon.” 🤡

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I’ve seen this joke three times now

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Good. I hope to see it a million more times!

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So you are a conceptual thinker! very good.

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“In theory, yes I do.”

“Well, what is it?”

“…”

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Ah sorry didn’t pay attention hahaha

Gut 1 doesn’t get it

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