No I didn’t click the link. Writing a think piece about your cringe choices is beyond me - no matter who you are

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A divorce is only a job if you have next to no emotional stake in it. I've been divorced twice, marriages of 10 and 11 years respectively. Very different spouses, very different circumstances but both experiences were absolutely trying and emotionally draining. To reduce that experience to some kind of career "influence" piece boggles the mind. His ex spouse for sure came out for the better leaving this chump.

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“The desperation is strong with this one.”

— D. Vader (COO; Empire Corp)

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Full body cringe

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Being this dude’s partner sounds like an equally horrible gig.

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Looks like someone ran out of content ideas

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Immediate filing into the circular bin.

Omg!! FB needs to add a cringe 😬🫣🫢🫠reaction emojis!! This post wins the 🏅2024 LinkedIn Cringe Award 😂

It’s weird when people make divorce part of their identity

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I woke up today tired.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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