People who schedule last minute zoom calls (and Insist video on) are getting coal for Christmas.

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I work for someone who is on a zoom kick, and it’s the worst. Please just let me be ugly in private.

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That might be it, or they’re trying to get enough practice with the technology to feel more comfortable using it in depositions/court.

They also like pineapple on pizza. The monsters.

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I refuse to do an unplanned video call. I have no ethical problem with lying and saying my camera must not be working.

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Nice! May switch to this, maybe it will encourage my firm to upgrade my laptop. 😂

Right?? I need time to brush my hair and push the dirty cups off my desk 🤣

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