Performance review is due today. I went in to the HR website to do mine and there were no goals entered, only company ones. I said I met them and sent it off at 3:50. A few minutes later I get a message from my boss stating they put my goals in for review at the very end of the day! How can I assess my goals when I get them after my review? What would you do? Go in and put them to exceed without explanation?

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