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Fishbowl Cringe 😬 coming up?

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Awwww “Live love laugh” 😂

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Guilt between the shoulder blades? Tf does that even mean

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She's stabbing herself in the back

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Avocado Mexico media agency: y u no buy the ad right before the trump one? Would be funny

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Are there any Business Analyst roles available in Cognizant? I have recently skilled up and want to join at a beginner role, however I am not sure about switching and want to gain some experience with Cognizant only. Currently I am working at Gurgaon location in IOA division.

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I am starting a new job where I will be investigating sexual discrimination cases. Employment law will be a new practice area for me. Do you have any recommendations on good learning resources? Any treatises?

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Anybody done a dry January before? Not concerned about being able to do it, more just curious what people’s experiences were, the benefits they saw, etc.

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What’s the best practice area or type of employer for an introvert? The constant communication of meetings and emails just wears me out. I’m in internal investigations/white collar now and I actually think it’s pretty good for introverts as a junior but less so as a senior. Is government or in-house any better?

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Anyone work for CSAA or any other AAA company? What do you do and how do you like it?

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Looking for a female to share a 2bhk in Indira nagar. Found the place today.. Reply asap.

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Does anyone have experience working for or using Sylvan Learning Centers?

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Anyone in SoCal?

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Any idea how to save contacts locally on iPhone? About to leave my current job and don’t wanna lose these contacts once IT removes my account.. urgent please

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The week of my wedding, my husband (PL SQL Developer 4 yoe) was laid off. That was a couple of weeks ago. Luckily I'm still bringing money in as a software engineer, but I'm looking for advice on how to support a partner who has been laid off. Ultimately I think we will be ok, but I know he's hurting / stressed / and could use a supportive partner.

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this guy is my hero, I kind of need that backpack in my life

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I am a Angular Frontend developer with HTML, CSS, js, ts as my secondary languages. I also have some idea of Azure app services (and recently passed my AZ900 Exam last month).

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I wish to upgrade my techstack but not sure what will help me to grow FINANCIALLY and have sustainable career in IT.
Can you guide me on what can I learn for the same.
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Looking for a job in Salesforce ... anything related to order management?

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How many of you had a first transfer success? Curious to hear what issues prevent it from happening

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Hi,
I am Mahesh
Now ready to join immediately for Accounts Payable with 25 years experience in proper books keeping and accounting of manufacturing tower crane and civil engineering. I hope you are doing well for me.

Thanks for your support.


Yours Sincerely

Mahesh Shinde

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Fish I need some help and advice. I fell off the wagon last weekend (sober two years and change with alc) and I cheated on my SO of three years. We live together and she has been by my side through

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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