Pretty good way to take a negative press story and turn it into a lesson.

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What cheating on my spouse taught me about b2b sales

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Um, I don't think there's any way out of this one. Hand on her chest area can't be gaslighted with "doing CPR". There's no handling this one any other way than dealing with the consequences dead on. I don't think the most experienced PR person can help this man.

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Meant the hemlich not CPR. Geez. Lol

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If only she acted like she fainted and he acted like he was holding her up.

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HR is evil. That’s it. That’s the post.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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