REALLY??? lmao!

Paralegal - job post
The Law Office of Yohana Saucedo, P.C.
Remote
$21,000 a year
Must have ABA-approved paralegal certification

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I once had a lawyer that interviewed me tell me that I should be paying him to work there because the legal experience I would get is so valuable. 🤔🤭

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Ain’t no way… not in 2024🗣️

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That would be a big, No. I don't care where the job was located.

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I've seen posts for $8-11/hr and I'm like this has to be a joke, right!

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She doesn't even know what certification is and wants her staff to live in poverty

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You can make more flipping burgers in California

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The kicker is that I see jobs paying like 17 hourly for staff positions in CA. Awful.

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Wish I could angry react to this.

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Ew. What in the world makes her think that’s a livable wage?!

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Wishing these lovely people a big fly in their soup tonight!

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Most people in management have NO aides what we do

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That has to be a typo 😬 maybe it’s supposed to be $21 hr? 😆 even that is bad

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I wouldn't even work for $21.00 an hour. Think about it... For an entire of your life, you only get $21.00 and then they take tax from that. Rip-off!

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

You could give change at the toll booth for more than that.

I hope that means part-time! 🙃

Working for nothing, these are wages from 1980. Insane

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