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Ah, the Walmart of consulting

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Fun fact,

My old man was part of the EY team (pre Capgemini acquisition) that pitched the development and implementation of an internet based service for movie rental. BB said it would never take off and the store experience was part of their competitive advantage.

Never underestimate that what's new and different

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Go get funding and start a business. Otherwise the joke is on you

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Our friend Paul is still going strong, but apparently is now in the timber biz (searched for his LinkedIn). I guess media tech didn’t pan out for him 🤣

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SM1: to be fair, it could have been a really sh*tty presentation.

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WOW!!! What a difference.

Some of you of a certain age won’t appreciate what I did there... but it’s funny.

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@SM2 & PWC1

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