So, he'd asked me a couple innocent questions. I had answered because I am trying to secure a new position and thought, hey, you never know. Then, he sends that little gem there and it's very much giving serial killer.

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If only my mother had a more common name, I’d have so many more friends… but alas, these are the cards that life has dealt me

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That facial hair, tho…🤪🤪

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Oh geez, I hadn't even looked that close lol.

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He ran!!

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He thought OP was his match 😂

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😂😂 what a weird reason to want to connect outside of work

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Is your mother’s name Clarisse? 😂

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Perfect!

Does that line work?

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Creeeeeeepy

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LinkedIn takes the lotion...

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Is your name Mama or Mommy? Creepy.

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😳

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That’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking.

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Seems like a scam 😂

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Serial what? Kind of an over-the-top classification there.

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What the what??? That’s a hard no.

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Creepster. 🤢

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😂🤨😒

He either deleted his LinkedIn or went private. What is his job title/company? Wondering if he actually works there or put a large company there to get away with this creepy stuff.

Oh dear

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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This is how I feel!!!

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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It's the "loves this" for me

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