So, if one should be drafted into the Army, will agencies save our roles? Or will it be more like getting laid off?

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You have to bring your laptop with you and still will be expected to be online

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You’ll be expected to be on the battlefield 5 days a week. Be sure to swipe your dog tags so the general knows you’re in combat that day.

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They’ll hire women to do your job while you’re out and just fire them when you’re back.

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There’s no crying in low-funnel digital briefings!

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Create an 8-part series of our newest influencer’s experience with their newest rocket launcher using only UGC content. Budget: $700.

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Wow! Your client budgeted that much??? I envy you.

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Your agency will still expect you to pick up your work in between the battles

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Make sure you send in your time sheet

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Mak sure to update the Slack status in all respective channels

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You’ll be dead, so don’t worry about it. Though I think they’re supposed to save your job. Can’t do that if they’re out of business due to global thermonuclear war tho.

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Your employment is protected, your particular role is not.

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Drafted into the army? What country are you in?

I promise you no one is getting drafted to fight in Iran.

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Don’t worry, they’ll still expect you to be, “on camera”.

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