“Sometimes I feel forced to say the worst thing possible only to be told I shouldn’t have said it.”

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For anyone who needs to hear this today, I want you to know that you matter. You have touched someone’s life. The world is a better place because you are here. You may not see it or feel it today, but it please know that it is true.

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Preparing to leave early today for the holiday weekend

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I had quite the day the other day. Coustmer comes in and then ends up leaving with a grossed out look on his face just for him to put in a complaint about my appearance...he down right called me some nasty things for no reason. Still feeling gross about it. He was upset for no reason as far as I'm concerned.

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I had a dream last night that PwC started offering money towards childcare. I hope this was a psychic dream.

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Best consulting firms for work-life balance? I know consulting is chaotic in nature, but just curious to see which ones are the best in dealing with this?

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edited: After 6 years of being self-employed, I’m considering what opportunities I could have in corporate.

I’ve been looking and seems like my skills don’t transfer well or maybe I don’t have the corporate language?

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Better reputation in life sciences/pharma: LEK or ZS?

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When we can expect RTO (Return To Office) for newly joined KPMG india, Bangalore employees? Hey existing employees of KPMG, please let me know, if u have received any info from management. KPMG KPMG India

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Got my "Countdown to Accenture", but no confirmed start date yet. Am I missing something here? Accenture

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Additional Posts in #OverheardAtWork

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

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From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

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Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

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Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
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“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

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I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

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I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

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“We had complimenting genitalia.”

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“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

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I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

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“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

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“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

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“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

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“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

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HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

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"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

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“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

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