The one and only.

Post Photo
funnylikehelpful
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

My God, I think you won the award for most cringe post of the day. What a tool.

funnylike

Good thing he dressed up for his formal headshot

funny

Willing to bet that is his logo on the shirt lol

funny

Why blur the name! I wanted to follow him!

funny

No, Emerald and he thinks he’s a master of sales?

Mixed feelings on this one. Even if I find this profile a bit arrogant, this post is starting to feel like it's cyber bullying someone. But maybe it's just me...

like

Nah fam. He put it on LinkedIn therefore public. Master in Everything so he should know how to navigate any negative comments.

likefunnysmart

How very electric pickup truck of you

funnylike

I don’t think this is cringe. More playful and creative. I think he is self-aware and poking a bit of fun at himself. I prefer this style to all the professionals in finance and law with their arms crossed in their profile pic to prove how “serious” they are.

like

He barely has 600 followers on LI and likes his own posts. Like 1 like per post, I know the other guy that comments and likes the others - that’s him writing up that guy’s post btw.

Related Posts

Silly question but do you think the money order below will be accepted considering the payee name goes beyond the space allocated?

Post Photo

Happy Republic Day 😊

Post Photo
likeuplifting

Hey Everyone,

I will be joining EY GDS in August 2021. There's a pay component "Advanced Statutory Bonus" of around 26k per annum. Any idea what this is? Is it truly fixed or will depend on firm's performance?

Thanks!

like

What kinda hike should I be expecting/asking at KPMG for a new job for compliance and reporting. Currently got two years of experience at EY with pay below 5lpa.

like
like

What do you fishbowlers think about the economy right now, with everything liquidating., do you think it's worth staying in financial services audit?

like

Nearly killed me this morning leaving my fiancé at home after he was up all night with a stomach bug. Thankfully I’m local, but annoyed this proposal is keeping me away from helping him through this

like
like

How do agencies decide how much to bill clients? How much is their retention usually?

Has anyone here gone the surrogacy route? How much did it cost?

like

My coworker keeps leaving terrible jokes in the comments on our code, and some of them are vaguely sexist. Should I tell them to keep the code clean?

like

I joined Nagarro in the first week of September and still haven't received my ADP credentials. In the email it was mentioned I'll receive it on 1st October. 😒 Nagarro

like

How long did it take you to buy your first million dollar home? What were the steps you took to get there?

My dream neighborhood is 10 min down the road but entry point is 1.2m. Currently my house is worth around $550k

like

Hi All,
Just to be in a proper position to negotiate/expect, how much can I make with 1.8 YOE in the current market for a full stack developer. Excluding the likes of MAANG or alike paying companies. What is the ideal salary and the max I can make at this YOE. Please someone reply to this , it will be helpful for me.

like

Hi fishes,

I'm appointed as a senior engineer (Front end developer), will bosch provide WFH option if we demand before joining itself ? or its mandatory to start work from home ?

like

I am having 8 years of experience in development. But I started losing interest in coding. I want to move to management side mainly scrum master which I have lot of interest. Is it feasible to shift from developer to scrum master? I recently joined new company. Will they give me opportunity for the same? Any kind of advice is appreciated. Thanks in advance.Wipro Tata Consultancy DXC Technology Capgemini

like

I’ve been working in finance strategy / transformation consulting for the last two years and would like to pivot into construction project management. Looking to get some insights of if something like this is even feasible or if anyone else has done something similar.

like

Can someone please advice me how to get into Managerial positions or similar positions with little to no coding… as coding takes most of my time and i start to hate it recently. I wish to manage people and move forward into higher position’s holding accountable and receiving recognition which can solve business issue than breaking my head why my code breaks. I am right now in SE II

like

Quantum meruit! Res judicata! Mea culpa! Wait, what?

Post Photo
likefunny

Does anyone know if capital G uses a headhunter

like

Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

Post Photo
like

Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

Post Photo
likefunny

The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

Post Photo
funnylike

Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

like

Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

Post Photo
likefunny

Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

Post Photo
funnylike

The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

Post Photo
like

They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

Post Photo
like

Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

Post Photo
likefunny

Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

Post Photo
funnylike

A little bit of motivation for us all.

Post Photo
funnylikehelpful

This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

Post Photo
likefunny

y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

Post Photo
like

I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

Post Photo
funny

Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

Post Photo
funnylike

Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

Post Photo
likefunny

Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

Post Photo
funnylike

Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

Post Photo
likefunny

No, you’re not. Better yourself.

Post Photo
funnylike

Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

Post Photo
like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal