The thing about artificial intelligence is just that: it’s artificial, like the titles of these types of users

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Imagine how we can transform the world by adding AI to Newton’s Laws. F = MA + AI. How has no one thought of this before??!!

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E = mc2 + AI - all of my IQ points for having to read such dumb sh*t

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I’m so scared to let a relationship that gives me anxiety go because I’m 36 F and feel like I’m not going to find anyone else. He’s not a horrible person, but he can be inconsistent. When I bring it up to him he says he’ll try harder but then always goes back to default. I stick around because I think it’s more a personality trait and not that he’s not interested in me (maybe I’m naïve). Could really use some encouragement from a bunch of strangers.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

The post bragging about personal finance achievements are getting me more irritated than the career achievement brags

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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LinkedIn has to end

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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This guy has the worst posts…

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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I ama post this on LinkedIn

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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I woke up today tired.

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I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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