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Wow. I always heard that as “set to change”… Drain makes way more sense tho lol

Secret destroyers

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Hold you up to the flames

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And what do I get

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Hold you up to the flaaammmeess

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For my pain

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Betrayed desires

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And a piece of the game

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Garlic helps

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