This is one of the stranger posts I've seen about being laid off by Deloitte 🤔 The author is hoping his sense of humor can get him a new job maybe?

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It’s a coping mechanism. I do this all the time when I’m stressed/worried. That said it’s (so far) never manifested itself as a linkedin post.

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All I see is a grown man with a mom for a wife

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I rate it, would interview him if I could

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It’s kind of sexist. My husband works a job twice as demanding as Deloitte and still does nearly equal housework with me

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Maybe he’s going for a career as an influencer

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I have seen far worse. Plus it got your attention. Time will tell if he gets a job! But it’s not harmful in anyways. Not 💯 if this LinkedIn suitable

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What he heck kinda parent is getting up at lunch with a 5 year old?

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I’m lucky if they leave me alone until 7:30 on weekends.

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It reads as serious to me. We really do need to bring back travel and the office culture.

LinkedIn yuppies will soak this up. Post will do well.

Or maybe someone adding levity to a tough situation. Someone is wound tight...

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