Today shit blew up so much on my two gigs all I could hear for hours was the constant barrage of pinging noises from outlook, gmail, slack and teams. Like some kind of hellish tech sounding symphony. I will probably go to sleep tonight with pings, clicks, chimes and whooshes echoing in my head into the void. Seriously y’all how do we not lose our fucking minds?

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Double dips, then complains about workload. Nice.

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If I was making a horror film and needed to create a terrifying sound for a demon from hell, I would sample from the slack notification sound. That sound haunts my dreams.

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I don’t have sound turned on. That’s sadistic.

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Turn off all alerts on everything. Check when you have time within the rhythms of your day. With the exception of an emergency call from a spouse or school, theres no reason for a computer or phone to make an unprompted noise, ever.

If someone ever shakes the back of my chair when we got back to the office someday, im swinging lol

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