Typical client IT desk, having trouble connection to their VPN:
Support: Did you try rebooting your computer?
Me: Yes, still not working
Support: I have reset your password can you try again
(Cont'd)

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You are currently posting as works at

Me: Still isn't working
Support: Sorry, you need to contact your local IT

Client IT help desk is outsourced to Accenture 😑

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That’s the worst cause now you can’t be disrespectful when they still can’t help you

Says who?

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