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It’s been real uncle D, but the bag has called
Jummah Mubarak Fam ☪️💚
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Hubs and I struggled with infertility for years. Met this aunty after 5 years of marriage, and the literal first thing she asked was, "so, no kids?" (Bachay nahee huye?)
I gave her my standard reply "when Allah swt wills" (jab Allah ki marzi)
She replied "well, if you didn't force your will in these matters then it would've happened"
(agar apni marzi nahee chalati to ho jatay"
.....
I've now been married 12 years but I never forgot what she said to me.
Wow that’s low
Another brown aunty to me "if you let me touch me your belly you'll get pregnant. I have the magic touch. Whoever's belly I touch gets pregnant instantly"
When I declined her very generous offer, she tried to come up behind me to reach my belly. 🤷🏽♀️
I can't promise I won't 😂. But I won't be evil I know that much
Several aunties - How I’ll never get married because I looked older than I was (as a balding man in his late 20s) and women didn’t like uncle-looking men. Already was insecure (but not to the point of fully shaving) and that just killed me.
I’m now happily married to a wonderful person who absolutely adores me (as do I to her)
Yesterday my mom was on the phone with her bestie and her bestie is like you should get married so I can visit your parents and it’s like dude you can come if you want, you don’t need a bs excuse and then she proceeded to tell me marriage doesn’t require any money and kept on her bs rant over this bs instead of focusing on her own personal life and personal children- last week / she was complaining about my cousins and my aunts and their parenting styles - it’s like it’s Ramadan - why do you have so much free time to talk about other people instead of praying. Like do these women have nothing better to do with their lives?
Went to the village after some time, and an uncle looked at me and my sister, then indicating to me, said the following to my mom, ' yeh vali mashallah sayhat mand hai (this one is healthy)' ...
Omg! 🫣