We were in the middle of a massive strategy deck review with a notorious micro-manager. Our senior consultant got completely cornered on a flawed metric, paused for a dramatic three seconds, and said, "That's not a math error, it's a contrarian data perspective designed to disrupt your assumptions." The client actually nodded and shut up. What is the most blatant lie you've ever seen a colleague successfully pull off in a meeting?

I feel like my boss never joins my working call with my stakeholders, is this normal in big tech, like they don't have time to sit in the same meeting with you to understand and course correct your working styles? Like I am supposed to take the whole lead from day 1 independently.

Hi fishes, how much are they paying for Migration consultant role with 5.5 years of experience? What's your CTC and base pay?

Hi guys 👋🏻
As we are about to start a much deserving weekend, heres a query that interests us all.

Guys how many bluepoints will be credited into our Global Recognition centre account in January 2023(if India doesnt win the Global Recognition Championship)?

Anyone have recs for a Nephrologist/Kidney doc?

Looking for a salesforce solution engineer for a fintech start up based in Australia. Let me know if you have any contacts 🙂

Have you been involved in a car accident that was not your fault? 😬

Is it outlandish to think I can find a decent 1B 1B apt w/ in unit washer-dryer and 15-20 min away from center city for under 1300? Have some time to do searching but don’t know if gems at this amount even exist

Does Fujitsu Consulting India provide any Diwali bonus or any kind of gifts?

Hi - Can anyone share some light on the EY-Parthenon GDS service line? Is it similar to overall EY GDS or are there any EYP related differences? I heard they support the EYP case teams and work-life balance is a challenge.
Any EYP professionals here please weigh in with your thoughts.

What is the minimum band for fixed pa salary for Senior 2 and 3 in GDS ?

Looking for 2 to 8 YOE for lateral hire in Technology consulting roles. Folks with red hat, open shift, RPA, BPM, Salesforce CRM, big data & Analytics experience and certification, DM me for referrals.

McK 🐟: Is it helpful if a Senior Partner from another part of the world puts in a referral (looking for role in the US)

Hi all, I have the Sales Cloud Consultant exam coming up , Any tips on online study (besides trailhead) from those who already got the cert? Or any Deloitte resources?

Hi Fishes,

Can anyone refer me in kpmg

Tech stack: ping federate, saml, SSO, oauth, openid
Yoe: 2+
Lwd: 10/Jan
Location: Kolkata, Bangalore

Hello everyone,

I wanted to know how long does Course5i take to release an offer, I cleared all rounds last friday and was going to get an offer from HR early this week (by Monday evening or Tuesday) but didn’t get any offer till now.

I loved the role and I am still excited to join the organisation so mailed a follow up to the HR yesterday but did not get any response till now. I do not want to follow up for the next 1-2 days since I feel it would be too pushy from my end.

For those of you who left the Midwest for a FAANG company like Apple… was the move to CA worth it? Have an opportunity and it’s just really difficult wrapping my head around the cost and standard of living, being far from friends and family, etc.

Hi - Is there any cut-off day/date each month, by which Managers need to confirm their choice of Promotions in Workday ? For eg : ESP cycle changes need to be inputted by 15th and are confirmed on the 20th, I have been informed.

Is there any such days/dates for confirming promotions on Workday ?

Currently looking to make a lateral move to other firms in the region. Anyone can suggest good and serious headhunters?

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”