What kind of laptop does Apple provide to employees? Does it have to be Mac?

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Pretty sure they would give you a typewriter before they give you a pc.

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lol this is the best one

Do you think they serve Pepsi at the Coca Cola HQ?

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lol this is a very funny question. Def only a Mac

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I would imagine so...

Yeah I’m gonna go with yes on this one.

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Yeah. We also don’t have discounts for Pixels :(

Lucky!

My money is on it being a mac.

We use zoho and Microsoft teams so anything is possible.

Oh lol. Zoho is 😅

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