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Perfect line for a LinkedIn unself-aware selfie

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Note the TV in the background

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What hit her? The Lamborghini?

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Hey I know her.

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I will mention it.

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I applied to one of the roles and after initial screening I happened to see in the website that there are no suitable openings for my profile.

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Can I use referals to apply before 6 months? Or should I wait for 6 more months?

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It’s called, “Reasonable Assurance"

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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