What’s the funniest “reply all” fail you’ve witnessed at work? Our director just sent out an email to the whole team that was meant only for the managers, and now everyone knows they have a Thanksgiving surprise. Guess they have something to look forward to for next week haha.

Has anyone used or is currently using My Perspectives ELA curriculum from Savvas Learning Company? Our district is considering switching from iReady and I am looking for honest feedback. Thanks!

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Hi Guys,
Can someone refer me in JPMC , I have 3.10 YOE in core PMO. TIA

Do you think culinary school is worth it? I've been a waiter for a year but really want to be a chef. The people I work with say to just start in the kitchen and work my way up but I think culinary school might get me where I want to be faster. The cost is pretty insane though. Any advice?

Anyone have insight on Verily? Great mission, but online reviews from employees are awful. Are things turning around for the better?

What would be band 9 (senior managing consultant) salary range at IBM digital strategy and iX for NYC?

Any suggestions for production companies in AZ or FL that can handle 70- 85k budgets? Would love to package post too if possible.

Got a strategy and bizops offer at a startup after being laid off last month! Does it sound reasonable to negotiate a ~15% salary bump? What is the normal amount to negotiate?

Just got a job offer but they are only giving me until Monday afternoon to decide. I'm currently in process at several other firms and the recruiter said they can't/won't give extensions. How bad is it for me to accept and then decline if I get another offer? The other companies would be paying 15-30k more and I feel like that's way too much to give up especially right out of school. I emailed the other companies I'm interviewing with to see if the process could be expedited and (1/2)

Any copywriters (in branding/otherwise) currently report to a strategist instead of a CD? Trying to have an open mind about them approving copy without judgement but it’s like pulling teeth for me.

I'm in finance/tech FPA, looking to go back to the defense industry for a 25% increase in TC. But wanted to see if I should leverage the new salary with current company to see if they'll match.

Background: got a promotion at current company that didn't come with sufficient increase . After stating my case I was told it would be evaluated next October, which is what prompted the initial job search.

Current TC 103K [88/15], offer 125k base [+discretionary bonus].

How is Intel project in infosys?

How hard is it to break into foreign exchange sales from a back office or middle office role?

Hey Fishes,

Would love your support of 11 ♥️ as need to activate dms.

Hi fishes. I am a fresher and have been recruited as an associate consultant into tech consulting via campus interview. I join in a few months and my package is 7lpa fixed plus 80k variable. I plan to stick with EY for at least 2-3 years barring exceptional circumstances. How can I expect my salary to progress over this duration? Thanks!

Can someone recommend a good photographer for headshots? I’ve tried two so far with mixed results. Don’t really like the final product and most are not great for a professional setting.

**HAPPY HOUR**

I'm in the back of Kirbys Ice House (River Oaks location) at a table with 2 couches.

You'll see the Fishbowl balloons.

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

I don’t have a horse in this fight

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you at work? One time a co-worker divulged to me that they had a collection of troll dolls that they named and sometimes still played with.

Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.