What’s the most spectacular way to get fired?

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I mean, you work at 360why, you might have plenty ideas already.

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And that means what exactly...?

You tell us.

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I’ve been resisting the urge to point out to my new company if they laid off/reassigned 2/3rds of my team and just made their processes more efficient (very obvious ways to do so) they would have the same output/no change in work life balance for those remaining...

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Same!

There was the father of 3 openly fooling around with a 20 y/o AAE after happy hours, a few years back...

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I always feel like I’m one mistake away from getting fired 😵

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Anyone know Deloitte core business group in Deloitte consulting LLP?

Salary range, business outlook of this group amid layoffs and green card initiation timeline?

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If I just chill on the bench for long will I still only get fired at the end of the year?

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After you are stealth laid off, other than job search, what do you do? I assume they won’t give you work and even if they do, you can politely decline? How do you feel about you are not progressing anymore and seeing other people progressing in their career? I have no intention to make partner, but still feel a bit stuck not doing that much.

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Vicious layoffs at HCB health.

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It’s hard to be motivated when rounds of layoffs happen and you see all your friends leave. But one thing that’s gotten me through all of this is working out. And when I say workout I mean the most pathetic, sad, barely completed beginner-level cardio dance routines. I’ve somehow forced myself to move while on lockdown and it’s somehow forced me to feel better. Whatever you’re doing, wherever you are: get up and move even if you don’t finish or end up going on a walk. Pls take care of yourself❤️

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Did Epsilon just go through a round of layoffs ?

Hi all,

Seeing some posts on layoffs in barclays. Is it true and which category of Employees will fall in that list.

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Had a fight with my MD or let's say more like argument. After that the next 2 months was endless nitpicking and pulling me for mistakes that aren't really in my control.

Post 3 months, I apply for a transfer. Transfer process delayed for some process reasons
No negatives/issues in my f22 feedback. Utilization above target. Way Above average
Recently fired without reason
Who should I escalate to?

PS: Ignore typos. Written in anger

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Hi, received an offer from another Big4 in Amsterdam (currently working in Eastern Europe), but relocating, I’m concerned about potential layoffs in the coming period being the last to join the team.

I'm thinking I won't be getting promoted if not laid off at the end Q2 or sooner. What are some good exit ops for an associate with 2 yoe in tech consulting? Exp in Cloud, PMO, IT Risk, and SoD.

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Is there a possibility of layoffs in Barclays India?

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Layoff going on in Synechron ?

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Deloitte US just announced layoffs. Any other B4 started layoffs too ?

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Paypal Hello, I've been offered Data engineer /Software Engineer at PayPal, india.

How's the company doing, is it profitable? Bit skeptical about the recent layoffs at PayPal.

Any data engineers at PayPal around? Whats your thoughts, how's the team doing and how would be the growth?


YOE - 5 TC offered : 19 Base +10k RSU (3 years)


TC seems to be a lowball, but that's their budget, no scope of negotiation.


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Assuming this causes a recession like in 2008, and many people get laid off, how long to take to find another similar paying job? I’m currently a strat manager in FS. Scared for job.

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Posting for a friend.
Has almost 8 months experience in Teaching (in Whitehat Jr and another similar company). Currently pursuing an online degree certification on Data Science. Got an interview for a consulting firm.
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My owner gave me a little too much of anti anxiety treats but I am not complaining:)

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