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I feel bad for laughing at this, but sometimes you really need humor in serious situations, so thank you

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Lol why were we tagged in this?

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All the other consulting firms come here to ask us how to do their jobs

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Not great, not terrible.

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It's on the way to Kiev

It's in the news because troops are being stalled there since Russians can't indiscriminately bomb it, so the fighting is a lot more intense

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It’s a direct line to kiev from Belarus

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