If you had to take a shot every 20 minutes, how far into a workday could you make it until you were visibly drunk? Assuming a 9am start time. I think I could make it until 1pm.

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9:01am. Too old for this shit.

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Wadka

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A shot every 20 min is the only way I make it through the day...

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Well the last time I did it I only lasted till I woke up from my dream...

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I'd say noon, with lunch in me perhaps longer...

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At this point in my life, 10:00

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1040

Shot of what?

Do people actually drink at work? I would get fired on the spot

1040 , if I'm just doing shots of fireball!!

Hahah no

11 am.

11, maybe noon

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