When you overhear leadership talking about layoffs casually, but nothing has been announced, what do you do with that information? You were not meant to hear it. Do you warn people or keep quiet?

I be wanting to go off but then I check my bank app, calm down, and keep working.

Hi all,
I am getting a lot of calls for sap abap hana openings which wasn't the case last yr dec or this year, jan (when market was on fire). While people keep on saying recession, Slowdown in IT hiring etc, i want to understand from people here. Please share thoughts/opinions regarding market, hiring, salaries and all. Thanks, fishes.

Hey fishes ,
Which one is good for SAP ABAP developer with 3.5 yoe... Offered designation Consultant.
HCL - 15LPA
Deloitte India - 15.2 LPA

Weird or acceptable to give a spa gift card as a parting gift to a colleague who is leaving?

Transitioning from line of business familiarity (understanding financial statements) to... real(?) Finance (bonds and cap markets and other debt sales) any advice on books or resources to learn really from step 0?

Accenture vs ZS for WLB?

I have technology backgorund but if ZS WLB is good might consider strategy too.

I want to go to Japan and Hong Kong for 2 weeks in September with my husband but don't have time to research places to stay and visit. Any suggestions?

Do you have a mentor? I’m in the autumn of my career and I’ve had a  modicum of success in production and it’s time to give back.

Anyone thinking about buying a house in Philly right now or soon? Anything to keep in mind?

Hi Fishes,
Anyone from Cognizant Pune? Need you help..
TIA

How do you deal with clients who act like they know more than you even though they don't?

Hi Fishes,

I have received an email from HR that you have been selected at citi and asking to send few documents like id, salary slip,few other forms that need to filled and scanned. It does not have compensation offered in any of the attached document. Can you help when they will release compensation offered part? What will be the further process? Will they call me and discuss? How does it go in citi?

Wanted to share a recent win in case this would work for anyone else in the bowl -- We started a “share some music” channel in the community and it’s amazing how a non-related topic can encourage participation.

Late in the game with buying crypto. Single but with limited savings with which to splurge. What is a good price point during a 'dip', and which 'stock' is best in my situation (LTC, BTC, ETC, etc.?)

Do people read Glassdoor reviews? I should have before starting here 🤦🏽‍♂️

Any contract specialists with experience with rebates looking for a fully remote job paying up to 150k base salary. Please reach out.

Thinking of switching employers. Do you think bigger retail stores (the ones that have several locations) are easier or harder to work at than little hole-in-the-wall grocery stores (which is all I've ever done)? It seems like the larger chain stores would have more downtime, but I'm wondering if anyone could give some input.

Hey, so I was offered a CDP position as an analyst in Accenture starting this fall, but today I just found out I got the Fulbright scholarship to be an ETA in Thailand for a year. It’s an honor of course, and I’m thinking about asking my recruiter if I could delay my Accenture start date for a year. Would it be worth it to do so? Is it even possible?

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

On a Zoom call:
Colleague A: *begins talking*
Colleague B: *begins talking at the the same time as A*
Colleague B: "I'm sorry, A. Go ahead"
Colleague B: (said with much attitude) "No, B. You go ahead. I'm sure what you have to say is more important anyhow."
Everyone else on the call: *Stunned silence....*

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

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Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.