While debugging the live issue, seeing the account was created in 2019.

Me : it's a 1 year old account only.
Teammate : it's a 5 year old account, how's 1 year ?
Me : 5 how, 2020....
Teammate : (all started laughing) Bro you are still living in 2020.
Me : 🙀

Does anyone else suddenly find yourself in 2020 ?

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happens ..... time files in blink of eye

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Feels like it was just yesterday🥹

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